how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website
theres only 24 hours in one day
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
(Source: xingstyx, via afternoonsnoozebutton)
isaac shows up 10 minutes late to the werewolf fight with a trendy scarf
(Source: ocrien, via aryathewolverine)
it will forever annoy me that the dash is slightly off centre
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT NOW I’M EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE
GODDAMNIT
(Source: lonewolfed)
This nosy woman behind me is completely baffled by the fact that “pictures move on this site”
Muggles.
“What’s going on? I’m sensing something…” (x)
IM BROKEN. IM DEAD.
THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES… He was probably like “YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME LINES?? I DON’T NEED LINES TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS CHARACTER ANYWAY.”
(Source: livingbytvd, via seblaining)
if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
(Source: deadp0ol, via skijumpftw)
think about the first person to have twins
how freaking confused do you think they were omg
(Source: individually, via afternoonsnoozebutton)
