artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway, via destiel-is-superwholocked)

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

(Source: endiot, via hotmesssituation)

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

(via livsliv)

oprahnoodlemantra:

virtualtonks:

scottish vortex of charm

Always beware the Scottish vortex of charm.

(Source: mcavoys, via livsliv)

happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

(Source: richrdhammond, via wintersportsmadness)

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via destiel-is-superwholocked)

andrewbelami:

Snatched. From. The. Root.

andrewbelami:

Snatched. From. The. Root.

(via hotmesssituation)

alex-turrner:

[heavy breathing] arctic monkeys

(via hotmesssituation)

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

(via livsliv)

toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

(via livsliv)

allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

(via hotmesssituation)