class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose, via dragonborn-slytherin)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via livsliv)

trashboat:

blueeyeswhitedragon:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

why do scientists gotta fuck everything up

what am i not understanding about this

(via hotmesssituation)

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

image

seriously this is what they look like

(Source: svastianstan, via livsliv)

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

(via livsliv)

  • me when i first joined tumblr: haha i like your shoelaces!!! superwholockian 4 life! YES let's buy a tumblr island/university/cafe SO MUCH FUN!! DEAN IN SHORTS! supeRNATURAL GIF?!!!
  • me now: i hate this website it's so embarrassing

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(via dragonborn-slytherin)

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

(Source: sloxe, via hotmesssituation)

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

(via livsliv)

oprahnoodlemantra:

virtualtonks:

scottish vortex of charm

Always beware the Scottish vortex of charm.

(Source: mcavoys, via livsliv)

happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

(Source: bmvagabnd, via wintersportsmadness)

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via dragonborn-slytherin)

andrewbelami:

Snatched. From. The. Root.

andrewbelami:

Snatched. From. The. Root.

(via hotmesssituation)